Found a cute limmrick for ya:

There once was a sweater from Nantucket

More than once I've been tempted to chuck it.

I've done cables and lace

Till I'm blue in the face.

Will I finish before I kick the bucket?

by Norah the knitsmith

This is how I am feeling about my fair isle sweater, my sailboat afghan, my mom's little boy sweater and various other started and stopped projects. I thought I would have time to knit when the kids went back to school...hmmm, not so much.